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Bikers in Heaven – Joke of the Day

Gabriel came to the Lord and said, “I have to talk to you.

We have some Bikers up here who are causing problems.

They’re swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, and they are wearing T-shirts instead of robes.

There’s bbbq sauce everywhere, especially all over their T-shirts, their dogs are riding in the chariots and chasing the sheep and they’re wearing Cowboy hats and Baseball Caps instead of their halos.

They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clean and their boots are marking and scratching up the halls of wisdom.

There are sun flower seeds and hot wing bones all over the place.

Some of them are walking around with just one wing.

They refuse to walk and insist on bringing their “Hogs” with them.”

The Lord said, “Bikers are Biker, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil.”

The Devil answered the phone, “Hello… hold on a minute.”

The Devil returned to the phone, “Ok, I’m back. What can I do for you?” Gabriel replied, “I just want to know what kind of problems you’re having down there.”

The Devil said, “Hold on again. I need to check on something.”

After about 5 minutes the Devil returned to the phone and said, “I’m back. Now what was the question?” Gabriel said, “What kind of problems are you having down there?”

The Devil said, “Man, I don’t believe this … Hold on.”

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, “I’m sorry Gabriel, I can’t talk right now.

Those damn Bikers have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning.”

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